Slacker Heaven: Wasting time is a full-time job.

Pffft!!! This guy weighs 700 lbs, can't stand, and is getting married.  I wonder how that wedding night is going to work out?  Hell the guy is naked most of the time, what is the bride going to do - tie a bow tie around his neck?  Ok.  Going to hell for evil mean thoughts - check it out and have your own mean thoughts.

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Ok.  Weird.  This girl only eats french fries - and unlike the guy that ate McDonald's for 30 days, she doesn't get sick or gain 200 pounds.  In fact, if she doesn't eat french fries, she gets sick.

Sounds like a dream or a nightmare - depending on if you can have cheese on the fries.

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Just in case you aren't wired up enough from your latetest Starbucks fix - here's something for you Caffeinated Snack Chips!  Cinnamon and speed!  Nice.

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In Texas, where weird things always happen, there are a bunch of little red ants that will eat your electronics.

So one day, you have a new Mac Air, the next day you have a fancy plastic case full of ants.  Nice.

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