Slacker Heaven: Wasting time is a full-time job.

Apparently there's this place where you can pay money to have a bunch of snakes slither all over you - they are calling it a massage.  I call it a stupid waste of cash. But, to each their own fetish.

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What?  I think I have done this hair brained stunt at least twice, this year. Dude takes a dare to down a platefull of some extra hot chili sauce. Later he dies of a heart attack. That must be the supernova hot stuff.

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In Hong Kong, a 41-yo man in the middle of the night attempted to "satisfy himself" with one of those Steel Sit-up benches with numerous small holes. After he aroused himself and inserted his manhood, he got stuck and had to call for help.
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Apparently super huge anime eyes are sexy.  So of course there's a company that makes contacts so your girlfriend can rock super big purple eyes just like your favorite anime babe. Freaky.

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