Slacker Heaven: Wasting time is a full-time job.

This story gives the saying "light him up!" a new meaning.  Cops in Australia tasered a man who then turned into a human torch.  Wait didn't I see this on a CSI episode? 

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I wonder what the fan said? This is why we don't like soccer in the U.S.  too violent.  Pffft!

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English is the International Language! But not all countries have mastered it:

There is a plastic version of nearly everything you can think of, including the ubiquitous plastic water bottle. There are numerous types of plastic; each assigned its own "number" or category. You can usually find the number above the recycling symbol on the bottom of most plastic items.