Slacker Heaven: Wasting time is a full-time job.

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,

You have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'
 
 Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
 
 The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words: Yellow, Pink, and Green.'
 
 Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready'
 
 The manager said, 'Go ahead.'
 
Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.'
 
Mujibar now works at a call center
 
No doubt you have spoken to him.

I know I have.