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This Bull Mated 50 Times Last Year

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We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.

My partner playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR.

My partner gave me a healthy jab and said, ' WOW, that' s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.

My partner was so excited that his elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something
from this one.'

I looked at him and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

 

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