The waitress overhears them, and she goes up to them and says, "Hey, I
heard you talking about me. Well, I like an intelligent guy, so let's
see who can make the best sentence using the words 'liver' and
'cheese'."
So the Cuban guy goes, "That's easy. I love liver and I hate cheese." The waitress shakes her head in disgust.
The American guy goes, "Well, I hate liver and I love cheese." The waitress says, "That is so stupid. That's essentially the same thing!"
Then the Ah Beng steps up and puts his arm around the waitress' waist. "Liver alone, cheese mine!" (leave her alone, she is mine) !!!
So the Cuban guy goes, "That's easy. I love liver and I hate cheese." The waitress shakes her head in disgust.
The American guy goes, "Well, I hate liver and I love cheese." The waitress says, "That is so stupid. That's essentially the same thing!"
Then the Ah Beng steps up and puts his arm around the waitress' waist. "Liver alone, cheese mine!" (leave her alone, she is mine) !!!
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