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The Ugly Frog

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He whispered, "I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY."
The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her, "KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY!"
So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.
SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.
CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?


SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN THAT SHE COULD FIND!!

She's old...... NOT DEAD!!!
 

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