Slacker Heaven: Wasting time is a full-time job.

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink.

Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

When me prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in me widdle bed
And spanked me till me ass was red,

Me Mudder!