Slacker Heaven: Wasting time is a full-time job.

Ahhh. That's right. New York tap water, bottled and for sale. You too can drink city water for a fee. Must taste like beer.

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just in case you are too tired to pick up your beer and your bowl of Cheetos, they now have a plate that will attach to your beer bottle so you can munch and  swig and the same time. Nice.

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This is the best.  So you're in a fancy restaurant, and you order a fancy sounding fruit dessert. And they bring you - the uncooked fruit on a plate!  Pffffft!!!  Now that's comedy.

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And I can't wait. You guys remember V don't you?  That TV mini-series about reptile aliens who come in "peace" to earth. They pretend to be human just like us, but are really big alligators who want to eat us.  Cool.  They want to do a remake.  I hope they don't change the story, just the special effects.  That would be perfect.  Pass the popcorn.

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