No really.  The cops caught this guy, and his penis fell off.  It would be funnier if there was video to go with the article. 

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This guy obviously isn't too bright.  His excuse for why he had kiddie porn on his computer?  The cat did it.

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You know what a Smart Car is don't you?  It's a very small, itty bitty car.  It screams "I am green! I am vegan! Hear me roar!"  Basically the tree hugger version of a douche bag sportscar.  Sooooz anyway - Le Dutch know exactly what to do when they encounter one of these statement-mobiles.

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Some people need to find something better to do with their free time.  Idle hands make an ugly house. Copyright infringement lawsuit from Louis Vuitton in 5, 4, 3...

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