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A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in the 1940s, she read an advertisements offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wants a rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all."

She thought to herself: "I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do this!"
She sent in her entry.

Several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in front of her house. A man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much and we are here to award you $2,000, even though we will not be able to use it!"
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wow
written by Gaymaster, March 30, 2008
that was a waste of life.
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written by rustymodzipperstyleho, March 31, 2008
there's about a minute of my life i'll never have back...
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written by Mememe, April 01, 2008
I grew up in Indiana, frequenting my family's dairy farm... I think that's pretty damn hilarious.
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written by Uncle B, April 01, 2008
If this recession becomes a depression many of us may be back to pulling, hauling washing and pitching. pride goes before . . .
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written by Mmmmmmm nice., April 01, 2008
I looked at the picture first and was sold. Till I read that it wasn't actually used and just a stuipd contest. Weak.
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written by Soupy Sales, April 03, 2008
That was a waste of your life, yet finding the time to say so wasn't? Whatever you say, Nietzsche.
You fail
written by Fletcher, April 03, 2008
As soon as I started reading this I knew it was fake. You fail.

http://www.snopes.com/business/deals/carnation.asp will give you the truth.
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written by julie, April 05, 2008
oh my. what a bore.

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