Slacker Heaven: Wasting time is a full-time job.

New Games

Ed, Edd and Eddy
Play Count: 1174
 
Sonic the Hedgehog
Play Count: 1324
 
Blood Bath
Play Count: 1213
 

Popular Games

Solitare
Play Count: 7474
 
Bubble Shooter
Play Count: 4621
 
Mushroom Defender
Play Count: 3363
 

How Not To Get A Seat On The Bus

User Rating: / 0
PoorBest 
smaller text tool iconmedium text tool iconlarger text tool icon
oldmanI'm sure by now you've seen the clip of the old guy issuing an old school beatdown to some tough guy wanna be on a bus. If you have just returned from Pluto and haven't seen it, check it out below.

Get Adobe Flash player

LOL!  He gets his ass handed to him by a grandpa.  All he can do is clutch his head and bleed like a stuck chicken.

Now I'm no tough guy, nor do I play one on TV.  But just by eyeballing grandpa even I would have thought, "I can take him".  Since I'm really a soft handed computer guy I guess I would have woke up in the hospital two weeks later with my jaw wired shut if I had choosen to have a rumble in jungle with "southpaw" grandpa.  Gramps should really look into getting on the MMA circuit, maybe he can take on Kimbo Slice or Houston Alexander for the belt.

Where tough guy failed is that he didn't know proper bus and old people etiquette.  Old people are notoriously cranky and unpredictable.  One minute they're adjusting their dentures peacefully, the next minute they're braining you with their cane.  Old people should at all times be given a wide berth, and especially in enclosed places, like elevators, planes, and buses.  When you encounter an old person on a bus or other enclosed transportation area you should follow these quick rules for your own safety:

  • Do not look them in the eye!  If you do they may attempt to make "small talk" with you, which can last several days and span a variety of topics, including intimate details about their bathroom habits.  You can not break off this "conversation" without the oldie turning hostile, at which point they may accuse you of stealing, being the anti-christ, or their long lost brother from Boston.  Next time don't look, or wear dark sunglasses instead.
  • If an old person wants your seat, give it to them.  First, because it's a nice thing to do.  But mostly to avoid the oldie turning hostile and assailing you with insults for the remainder of the trip while spraying you liberally with denture cream laced spittle.
  • If somehow you become engaged in an altercation with an old person in an enclosed space and you can't run away, try to disengage as soon as possible.  Do not trade insults.  The oldie has lived a long time, they know every foul disgusting insult and name there is, and they have no reservations about calling you every single one in front of the Pope if necessary.  Oldies are also always armed.  They have heavy metal sticks canes with which to bash you in the balls, wheelchairs with which to crush your toes, strange odors with which to fill your nostrils and throat so you choke, and the most deadly weapon of all, sympathy; which with one frail look or whimper will bring down the wrath of onlookers and the police, who will stun gun and billy club you into a pain induced stupor.

Now back to our poor wannabe who didn't follow the rules. He now gets to live on indefinately on the interwebs as the guy who got the bloody hell beat out of him by a grandpa.

Get Adobe Flash player
 

Comments  

 
0 # David Tamayo 2010-02-27 03:58 The old guy got up and removed himself from the situation. The younger "fellow" followed the older "gentleman" over to his new seat with the intent of doing the older fellow harm. That coupled with the fact that the young guy touched the older guy first, using the "reasonable person" defense the older guy could justifiably make the assumption that he was in grave danger considering his advancing years and do what he deemed necessary to defend himself. When the older man saw that the younger guy was no longer a threat, he ceased his defense and exited the bus. Good job old guy!! ;o) Reply | Reply with quote | Quote
 
 
0 # Wholesale Affliction 2011-05-31 01:17 nike dunk sb high,Cheap Ping Golf clubs,Christian Louboutin Ankle boots,Wholesale Affliction clothing Reply | Reply with quote | Quote
 
 
0 # pandorabraceletsjewe 2011-09-28 03:06 A result of their need to be able to concurrently pandora charms: www.pandorabraceletsjewellery.co.uk/ conform along with stick out. Learn about the variety pandora sale: www.cheappandorasaleuk.co.uk/ of unique jewelry you can create with polymer clay. This pandora jewelry: www.pandoracharmsbeads.ca/ article discusses more about the various pandora australia: www.pandoraaustraliabracelets.com/ pieces you can create with polymer clay. In the creative pandora canada: www.pandorabraceletsjewelry.ca/ and striking world of jewelry design, there are many pandora jewellery: www.pandoraaustraliabracelets.com/ different materials available for artisans to make pandora charms: www.pandoracharmsbeads.ca/.../ into jewelry. However, the most common choice include pandora bracelets: www.pandorabraceletsjewellery.co.uk/ typical materials such as metals, gemstones, and possibly pandora canada: www.pandoracharmsbeads.ca/ glass, but if you look at other available options you pandora jewellery: www.cheappandorasaleuk.co.uk/ will find that there are many other things that can be pandora jewellery: www.pandora-charmsbeads.com/ made into excellent jewelry. Reply | Reply with quote | Quote
 
 
0 # kytky 2011-11-17 01:27 As the bloodshed spiked, Assad's former allies were turning on him in rapid succession — a

sign of profound impatience with a leader who has failed to stem months of unrest that

could explode into a regional conflagration.
Turkey, Jordan and the 22-member Arab League all signaled they were fed up with Assad's

response to the uprising and were ready to pressure him to go.
nike heels for women: www.jordansheelssales.com
nike high heels: www.jordansheelssales.com
dunk heels: www.jordansheelssales.com
nike dunk heels: www.jordansheelssales.com
nike heels for women: www.jordansheelssales.com
jordan heels: www.jordansheelssales.com
jordan high heels: www.jordansheelssales.com
air jordan heels: www.jordansheelssales.com
air jordan high heels: www.jordansheelssales.com
jordans heels: www.jordansheelssales.com
jordan boots: www.jordansheelssales.com
nike jordan heels: www.jordansheelssales.com
micheal jordan heels: www.jordansheelssales.com
cheap jordan heels: www.jordansheelssales.com
jordan heels for women: www.jordansheelssales.com
women jordan heels: www.jordansheelssales.com
female jordan heels : www.jordansheelssales.com
purple heels: www.jordansheelssales.com
pink heels: www.jordansheelssales.com
jordan heels: www.jordansheelssales.com/.../
jordan high heels: www.jordansheelssales.com/.../
nike heels: www.jordansheelssales.com/.../
nike high heels: www.jordansheelssales.com/.../
www.jordansheelssales.com: www.jordansheelssales.com

nike heels: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com
nike heels for women: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com
nike high heels: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com
nike high heels australia: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com
nike heels australia: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com
nike heels for women: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com
nike dunk heels: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com
dunk high heels: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com
dunk heels: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com
jordan heels : www.nikeshighheels4sale.com
jordan high heels: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com
air jordan heels: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com
air jordan high heels: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com
jordans heels: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com
jordan boots: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com
nike jordan heels: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com
nike heels: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com/.../
nike high heels: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com/.../
jordan heels: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com/.../
jordan high heels: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com/.../
dunk heels: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com/.../
nike dunk heels: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com/.../
nike high heels: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com/.../
nike heels: www.nikeshighheels4sale.com/.../

nike heels: www.nikeheelaustralian.com
nike heels australia: www.nikeheelaustralian.com
nike high heels: www.nikeheelaustralian.com
nike heels for women: www.nikeheelaustralian.com
nike high heels australia: www.nikeheelaustralian.com
nike heels: www.nikeheelaustralian.com
nike dunk heels: www.nikeheelaustralian.com
dunk high heels: www.nikeheelaustralian.com
dunk heels: www.nikeheelaustralian.com
jordan heels : www.nikeheelaustralian.com
jordan high heels: www.nikeheelaustralian.com
air jordan heels: www.nikeheelaustralian.com
air jordan high heels: www.nikeheelaustralian.com
jordans heels: www.nikeheelaustralian.com
jordan boots: www.nikeheelaustralian.com
nike jordan heels: www.nikeheelaustralian.com

nike heels: www.nikeshighheeluk.com
nike heels uk: www.nikeshighheeluk.com
nike high heels: www.nikeshighheeluk.com
nike heels for women: www.nikeshighheeluk.com
nike high heels uk: www.nikeshighheeluk.com
nike heels: www.nikeshighheeluk.com
nike dunk heels: www.nikeshighheeluk.com
dunk high heels: www.nikeshighheeluk.com
dunk heels: www.nikeshighheeluk.com
jordan heels : www.nikeshighheeluk.com
jordan high heels: www.nikeshighheeluk.com
air jordan heels: www.nikeshighheeluk.com
air jordan high heels: www.nikeshighheeluk.com
jordans heels: www.nikeshighheeluk.com
jordan boots: www.nikeshighheeluk.com
nike jordan heels: www.nikeshighheeluk.com
nike high heels: www.nikeshighheeluk.com/.../
nike heels: www.nikeshighheeluk.com/.../
nike dunk heels: www.nikeshighheeluk.com/.../
dunk heels: www.nikeshighheeluk.com/.../
nike high heels: www.nikeshighheeluk.com/.../
nike heels: www.nikeshighheeluk.com/.../

nike heels: www.nikeheelsaustralian.com
nike heels australia: www.nikeheelsaustralian.com
nike high heels: www.nikeheelsaustralian.com
nike heels for women: www.nikeheelsaustralian.com
nike high heels australia: www.nikeheelsaustralian.com
nike heels: www.nikeheelsaustralian.com
nike dunk heels: www.nikeheelsaustralian.com
dunk high heels: www.nikeheelsaustralian.com
dunk heels: www.nikeheelsaustralian.com
jordan heels : www.nikeheelsaustralian.com
jordan high heels: www.nikeheelsaustralian.com
air jordan heels: www.nikeheelsaustralian.com
air jordan high heels: www.nikeheelsaustralian.com
jordans heels: www.nikeheelsaustralian.com
jordan boots: www.nikeheelsaustralian.com
nike jordan heels: www.nikeheelsaustralian.com

ken griffey shoes: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com
ken griffey jr shoes: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com
nike air griffey max 1: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com
nike air max jr 2011: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com
king griffey shoes: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com
ken griffey 2011: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com
womens griffey shoes: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com
griffey shoes: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com
griffeys shoes 2011: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com
griffey sneakers: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com
ken griffey jr sneakers: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com
nike air griffey max one: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com
ken griffey sneakers: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com
air diamond turf: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com
ken griffey sneakers: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com
new griffey shoes: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com
women griffey shoes: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com/.../
griffey shoes: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com/.../
ken griffey shoes: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com/.../
griffey shoes: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com/.../
ken griffey shoes: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com/.../
ken griffey jr shoes: www.kengriffeyshoestops.com/.../
ken griffey shoes: www.kengriffeyshoeblue.com
ken griffey jr shoes: www.kengriffeyshoeblue.com
griffey shoes: www.kengriffeyshoeblue.com
King griffey shoes: www.kengriffeyshoeblue.com
ken griffey sneakers: www.kengriffeyshoeblue.com
griffeys: www.kengriffeyshoeblue.com
nike heels: www.nikehighheelshots.com
nike high heels: www.nikehighheelshots.com
dunk heels: www.nikehighheelshots.com
nike dunk heels: www.nikehighheelshots.com
nike heels for women: www.nikehighheelshots.com
jordan heels: www.nikehighheelshots.com
jordan high heels: www.nikehighheelshots.com
air jordan heels: www.nikehighheelshots.com
air jordan high heels: www.nikehighheelshots.com
jordans heels: www.nikehighheelshots.com
jordan boots: www.nikehighheelshots.com
nike jordan heels: www.nikehighheelshots.com
cheap jordan heels: www.nikehighheelshots.com
jordan heels for women: www.nikehighheelshots.com
women jordan heels: www.nikehighheelshots.com
female jordan heels : www.nikehighheelshots.com
purple heels: www.nikehighheelshots.com
pink heels: www.nikehighheelshots.com
jordan heels: www.nikehighheelshots.com/.../
jordan high heels: www.nikehighheelshots.com/.../
nike heels: www.nikehighheelshots.com/.../
nike high heels: www.nikehighheelshots.com/.../
nike heels: www.nikehighheelshots.com/.../
ken griffey sneakers: www.KenGriffeyshoeshots.com
king griffey shoes: www.KenGriffeyshoeshots.com
ken griffey jr shoes: www.KenGriffeyshoeshots.com
griffey jr shoes: www.KenGriffeyshoeshots.com
ken griffey shoes: www.KenGriffeyshoeshots.com
griffey shoes: www.KenGriffeyshoeshots.com
griffeys shoes sale: www.KenGriffeyshoeshots.com
griffeys sneakers: www.KenGriffeyshoeshots.com
griffeys: www.KenGriffeyshoeshots.com
nike zoom kobe 6: www.KenGriffeyshoeshots.com
kobe 6 shoes: www.KenGriffeyshoeshots.com
kobe 6: www.KenGriffeyshoeshots.com
nike zoom kobe 6: www.kengriffeyshoeshots.com/.../
kobe 6 shoes: www.kengriffeyshoeshots.com/.../

ken griffey sneakers: www.kinggriffeyshoes4sales.com
king griffey shoes: www.kinggriffeyshoes4sales.com
ken griffey jr shoes: www.kinggriffeyshoes4sales.com
griffey jr shoes: www.kinggriffeyshoes4sales.com
ken griffey shoes: www.kinggriffeyshoes4sales.com
griffey shoes: www.kinggriffeyshoes4sales.com
griffeys shoes sale: www.kinggriffeyshoes4sales.com
griffeys sneakers: www.kinggriffeyshoes4sales.com
griffeys: www.kinggriffeyshoes4sales.com
king griffey shoes: www.kinggriffeyshoes4sales.com
griffey sneakers: www.kinggriffeyshoes4sales.com
Reply | Reply with quote | Quote
 
 
0 # UGG ブーツ 通販 2011-11-25 00:46 UGG ブーツ 通販 www.go-boots.com/
UGG ブーツ 販売 www.go-boots.com/
UGG ブーツ www.go-boots.com/
UGG www.go-boots.com/
www.go-boots.com/.../ UGG クラシックミニ 着画,
www.go-boots.com/.../ UGG ブーツ キッズ,
www.go-boots.com/.../ アグ 手袋,
www.go-boots.com/.../ UGG ベビーシューズ,
www.go-boots.com/.../ UGG クラシックショート 正規品,
www.go-boots.com/.../ UGG クラシックトール,
www.go-boots.com/.../ UGGクラシックカーディ,
www.go-boots.com/.../ ジミーチュウ 激安,
www.go-boots.com/.../ スニーカー レディース,
www.uggbutsu.com/UGG ブーツ 店舗,
www.louboutinchaussuress.com/ chaussures christian louboutin 2011
Reply | Reply with quote | Quote
 
 
0 # xiaolin 2011-12-17 00:30 nike shoes australia
nike free run
nike free australia
nike free run australia
nike free run 2
nike free shoes
nike free 3.0
nike free 5.0
nike free 7.0
nike free run for womens
nike free run for mens
nike outlet
nike shoes sale
cheap nike shoes
nike free runs
nike Free Run II
nike Free TR Fit
nike lunar+ 6
nike lunar eclipse+
nike lunar glide
nike lunar glide+ 2
nike lunar glide+ 2.5
nike lunar haze+
nike free run for sale
nike free 3.0 sale
nike free 5.0 sale
nike running shoes
nike run shoes

nike shoes australia
nike free run
nike free australia
nike free run australia
nike free run 2
nike free shoes
nike free 3.0
nike free 5.0
nike free 7.0
nike free run for womens
nike free run for mens
nike outlet
nike shoes sale
cheap nike shoes
nike free runs
nike Free Run II
nike Free TR Fit
nike lunar+ 6
nike lunar eclipse+
nike lunar glide
nike lunar glide+ 2
nike lunar glide+ 2.5
nike lunar haze+
nike free run for sale
nike free 3.0 sale
nike free 5.0 sale
nike running shoes
nike run shoes

nike shoes australia
nike free run
nike free australia
nike free run australia
nike free run 2
nike free shoes
nike free 3.0
nike free 5.0
nike free 7.0
nike free run for womens
nike free run for mens
nike outlet
nike shoes sale
cheap nike shoes
nike free runs
nike Free Run II
nike Free TR Fit
nike lunar+ 6
nike lunar eclipse+
nike lunar glide
nike lunar glide+ 2
nike lunar glide+ 2.5
nike lunar haze+
nike free run for sale
nike free 3.0 sale
nike free 5.0 sale
nike running shoes
nike run shoes

nike shoes australia
nike free run
nike free australia
nike free run australia
nike free run 2
nike free shoes
nike free 3.0
nike free 5.0
nike free 7.0
nike free run for womens
nike free run for mens
nike outlet
nike shoes sale
cheap nike shoes
nike free runs
nike Free Run II
nike Free TR Fit
nike lunar+ 6
nike lunar eclipse+
nike lunar glide
nike lunar glide+ 2
nike lunar glide+ 2.5
nike lunar haze+
nike free run for sale
nike free 3.0 sale
nike free 5.0 sale
nike running shoes
nike run shoes
nike shoes online
nike online
nike outlet online
nike outlet offers
nike shoes outlet online
nike shoes outlet offers

nike shoes online
nike online
nike outlet online
nike outlet offers
nike shoes outlet online
nike shoes outlet offers
nike shoes online
nike online
nike outlet online
nike outlet offers
nike shoes outlet online
nike shoes outlet offers
nike shoes online
nike online
nike outlet online
nike outlet offers
nike shoes outlet online
nike shoes outlet offers

longchamp outlet
longchamp outlet online
longchamp online
longchamp online store
longchamp online shop
longchamp online factory
longchamp outlet factory
longchamp outlet store
longchamp outlet shop
longchamp bags outlet
longchamp bags
longchamp handbags
longchamp handbags outlet
longchamp bags sale
longchamp bags for sale
cheap longchamp bags
discount longchamp bags
longchamp sale
longchamp for sale
longchamp 2012
new longchamp bags
wholesale longchamp bags
longchamp uk
longchamp us
longchamp us
longchamp australia
longchamp france

longchamp outlet
longchamp outlet online
longchamp online
longchamp online store
longchamp online shop
longchamp online factory
longchamp outlet factory
longchamp outlet store
longchamp outlet shop
longchamp bags outlet
longchamp bags
longchamp handbags
longchamp handbags outlet
longchamp bags sale
longchamp bags for sale
cheap longchamp bags
discount longchamp bags
longchamp sale
longchamp for sale
longchamp 2012
new longchamp bags
wholesale longchamp bags
longchamp uk
longchamp us
longchamp us
longchamp australia
longchamp france

longchamp outlet
longchamp outlet online
longchamp online
longchamp online store
longchamp online shop
longchamp online factory
longchamp outlet factory
longchamp outlet store
longchamp outlet shop
longchamp bags outlet
longchamp bags
longchamp handbags
longchamp handbags outlet
longchamp bags sale
longchamp bags for sale
cheap longchamp bags
discount longchamp bags
longchamp sale
longchamp for sale
longchamp 2012
new longchamp bags
wholesale longchamp bags
longchamp uk
longchamp us
longchamp us
longchamp australia
longchamp france

longchamp outlet
longchamp outlet online
longchamp online
longchamp online store
longchamp online shop
longchamp online factory
longchamp outlet factory
longchamp outlet store
longchamp outlet shop
longchamp bags outlet
longchamp bags
longchamp handbags
longchamp handbags outlet
longchamp bags sale
longchamp bags for sale
cheap longchamp bags
discount longchamp bags
longchamp sale
longchamp for sale
longchamp 2012
new longchamp bags
wholesale longchamp bags
longchamp uk
longchamp us
longchamp us
longchamp australia
longchamp france

longchamp outlet
longchamp outlet online
longchamp online
longchamp online store
longchamp online shop
longchamp online factory
longchamp outlet factory
longchamp outlet store
longchamp outlet shop
longchamp bags outlet
longchamp bags
longchamp handbags
longchamp handbags outlet
longchamp bags sale
longchamp bags for sale
cheap longchamp bags
discount longchamp bags
longchamp sale
longchamp for sale
longchamp 2012
new longchamp bags
wholesale longchamp bags
longchamp uk
longchamp us
longchamp us
longchamp australia
longchamp france

longchamp outlet
longchamp outlet online
longchamp online
longchamp online store
longchamp online shop
longchamp online factory
longchamp outlet factory
longchamp outlet store
longchamp outlet shop
longchamp bags outlet
longchamp bags
longchamp handbags
longchamp handbags outlet
longchamp bags sale
longchamp bags for sale
cheap longchamp bags
discount longchamp bags
longchamp sale
longchamp for sale
longchamp 2012
new longchamp bags
wholesale longchamp bags
longchamp uk
longchamp us
longchamp us
longchamp australia
longchamp france
moncler oulet
moncler oulets
outlets moncler
outlet moncler
monclers outlet
moenler coat
moncler jacket
moncler down jacket
moncler down coat
moncler down jackets
womwen moncler down jackets
moncler down coats
moncler down jackets for women
moncler down jackets for men
mens moncler down jackets
cheap moncler down jackets
moncler down jackets sale
moncler down jackets for sale
moncler down jacket for women
moncler down jacket for men
moncler down coat for women
moncler down coat for men
moncler sale
cheap monclers
monclers
moncler

moncler oulet
moncler oulets
outlets moncler
outlet moncler
monclers outlet
moenler coat
moncler jacket
moncler down jacket
moncler down coat
moncler down jackets
womwen moncler down jackets
moncler down coats
moncler down jackets for women
moncler down jackets for men
mens moncler down jackets
cheap moncler down jackets
moncler down jackets sale
moncler down jackets for sale
moncler down jacket for women
moncler down jacket for men
moncler down coat for women
moncler down coat for men
moncler sale
cheap monclers
monclers
moncler
moncler outlet store
moncler outlet online
moncler outlet shop
monclers outlet store
monclers outlet online
moncler outlet store
moncler outlet online
moncler outlet shop
monclers outlet store
monclers outlet online
Reply | Reply with quote | Quote
 

Add comment

Security code
Refresh


Your Ad Here

Featured Videos

New Music Videos

New Movie Trailers

New Time Wasting Videos

Search For The Funny

Slacker News

Cops Scare The Dick Off Of A Guy

No really.  The cops caught this guy, and his penis fell off.  It would be funnier if there was video to go with the a [ ... ]


It Wasn't Me, It Was the Cat

This guy obviously isn't too bright.  His excuse for why he had kiddie porn on his computer?  The cat did it.

Linky.


What To Do With A Smart Car

You know what a Smart Car is don't you?  It's a very small, itty bitty car.  It screams "I am green! I am vegan! Hear  [ ... ]


Fashion Whore Paints House With Louis Vuitton Pattern

Some people need to find something better to do with their free time.  Idle hands make an ugly house. Copyright infring [ ... ]


Follow Me On Twitter






Via BuzzFeed


Slacker Games | Slacker Video | Register Now | Contact Slacker | Casino | Login