I'm sure by now you've seen the clip of the old guy issuing an old school beatdown to some tough guy wanna be on a bus. If you have just returned from Pluto and haven't seen it, check it out below.LOL! He gets his ass handed to him by a grandpa. All he can do is clutch his head and bleed like a stuck chicken.
Now I'm no tough guy, nor do I play one on TV. But just by eyeballing grandpa even I would have thought, "I can take him". Since I'm really a soft handed computer guy I guess I would have woke up in the hospital two weeks later with my jaw wired shut if I had choosen to have a rumble in jungle with "southpaw" grandpa. Gramps should really look into getting on the MMA circuit, maybe he can take on Kimbo Slice or Houston Alexander for the belt.
Where tough guy failed is that he didn't know proper bus and old people etiquette. Old people are notoriously cranky and unpredictable. One minute they're adjusting their dentures peacefully, the next minute they're braining you with their cane. Old people should at all times be given a wide berth, and especially in enclosed places, like elevators, planes, and buses. When you encounter an old person on a bus or other enclosed transportation area you should follow these quick rules for your own safety:
